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*YNC* Aloha Nole
His Noliness
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USA
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 Posted - 06/04/2005 : 07:26:00
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This will be a multi-part series featuring GASF's favorite poster of all time.
This picture shows the before/after of Jane when she came up with her new look. Ain’t she purrdy?
But this story starts somewhere long before this time. It started below.
If you look closely to the right you can see what would soon become our little Janie.
And on October 19th; 19XX (Year deleted to prevent embarrassment) it happened, Jane was born.
Notice the uncanny family resemblance?
Here she is as a youngster with here favorite pet, his name was “Blue Jay Jim”.
This is a picture of young Janie on her favorite chair.
Here is Jane when she was but a wee gal, in her favorite Halloween Costume. Doesn’t this picture just have “Tickle Me” written all over it?
Stay tuned for more to follow in the incredible life that is our little Janie Pooh…
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"Ward. Takes the snap. Play action. Drops, looks, popped out of the pocket. Runs to his left, throws it downfield it is CAUGHT BY DUNN, HE'S GOT THE 1ST DOWN TO THE 40! Dunn to the 50! Dunn down the sideline to the 40, Dunn to the 30- HE SEPARATES! He's to the 20, the 10, the 5, TOUCHDOWN, FLORIDA STATE! WARRICK DUNN ON 3RD DOWN! UNBELIEVABLE!"--Gene Deckerhoff, on Charlie Ward's pass to Warrick Dunn for a 79 yard touchdown to seal it vs. florida in 1993 and send FSU to the '93 Championship game, which FSU won by a score of 18-16 over Nebraska. |
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Jane
Baseball Lady, A Little Bit Shady.
Canada
5601 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 08:31:47
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“ The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. ”
Albert Einstein
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Gandalf
Misanthrope
USA
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Posted - 06/04/2005 : 11:17:06
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Hahahaha! I've always wondered what the rest of Janie's story was. Thanks for filling me in.  |
I have never taken a lesson on how to talk on TV in my life.
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*YNC* Aloha Nole
His Noliness
(Moderator)
Premium Member
USA
24277 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 12:07:12
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| There will be more to follow in the next part. It is a long and very interesting story. |
"Ward. Takes the snap. Play action. Drops, looks, popped out of the pocket. Runs to his left, throws it downfield it is CAUGHT BY DUNN, HE'S GOT THE 1ST DOWN TO THE 40! Dunn to the 50! Dunn down the sideline to the 40, Dunn to the 30- HE SEPARATES! He's to the 20, the 10, the 5, TOUCHDOWN, FLORIDA STATE! WARRICK DUNN ON 3RD DOWN! UNBELIEVABLE!"--Gene Deckerhoff, on Charlie Ward's pass to Warrick Dunn for a 79 yard touchdown to seal it vs. florida in 1993 and send FSU to the '93 Championship game, which FSU won by a score of 18-16 over Nebraska. |
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A Dry Martini
USA
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Posted - 06/04/2005 : 14:15:30
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"All that was required of them was a primitive patriotism which could be appealed to whenever it was necessary to make them accept longer working-hours or shorter rations. And even when they became discontented, as they sometimes did, their discontent led nowhere, because being without general ideas, they could only focus it on petty specific grievances. The larger evils invariably escaped their notice." - George Orwell, 1984 |
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Dubby
The Postmaster General
Barbados
30503 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 16:31:08
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I'm dying
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So when the SEC dominates, it's because the SEC is dominant. But when the SEC gets dominated, it's because it wasn't motivated to play. Is that it? Dan Wetzel Yahoo.com |
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philliefan10
Wonder Woman
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USA
9764 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 19:04:16
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| Can't wait to see the pix of the wild & rebellious teen years. |
  J-Roll... THE MVP.
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Dubby
The Postmaster General
Barbados
30503 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 20:23:10
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Originally posted by philliefan10
Can't wait to see the pix of the wild & rebellious teen years.
I'm sure I'll be on the floor.
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So when the SEC dominates, it's because the SEC is dominant. But when the SEC gets dominated, it's because it wasn't motivated to play. Is that it? Dan Wetzel Yahoo.com |
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*YNC* Aloha Nole
His Noliness
(Moderator)
Premium Member
USA
24277 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2005 : 05:10:54
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Originally posted by philliefan10
Can't wait to see the pix of the wild & rebellious teen years.
You asked for “Jane; The Teen Years” well here they come...
Here is our Jane in her teenage years in a Rock Band called the “Blue Jay Banjo Babe Band”.
While trying to make a little extra money, Jane got caught up in a Canadian Counterfeiting scheme. This is what her version of the Canadian Dollar looked like. I wonder how she got caught?
This action lead to:
This was a low point in Janie’s life.
Here she is on a cold and lonely night in one of those Canadian prisons.
After she was released, she realized that she had to go to College. So she needed a job to earn money for College. Here is Jane’s first job.
Here is Jane during Spring Break. Jane Gone Wild.
She even worked for quite a while at Heff’s place.
Stay Tuned for another installment…
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"Ward. Takes the snap. Play action. Drops, looks, popped out of the pocket. Runs to his left, throws it downfield it is CAUGHT BY DUNN, HE'S GOT THE 1ST DOWN TO THE 40! Dunn to the 50! Dunn down the sideline to the 40, Dunn to the 30- HE SEPARATES! He's to the 20, the 10, the 5, TOUCHDOWN, FLORIDA STATE! WARRICK DUNN ON 3RD DOWN! UNBELIEVABLE!"--Gene Deckerhoff, on Charlie Ward's pass to Warrick Dunn for a 79 yard touchdown to seal it vs. florida in 1993 and send FSU to the '93 Championship game, which FSU won by a score of 18-16 over Nebraska. |
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Dubby
The Postmaster General
Barbados
30503 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2005 : 21:45:45
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So when the SEC dominates, it's because the SEC is dominant. But when the SEC gets dominated, it's because it wasn't motivated to play. Is that it? Dan Wetzel Yahoo.com |
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BigEarl
Thong
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Posted - 06/06/2005 : 08:03:45
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Originally posted by Aloha Nole
After she was released, she realized that she had to go to College. So she needed a job to earn money for College. Here is Jane’s first job.
Here is Jane during Spring Break. Jane Gone Wild.
She even worked for quite a while at Heff’s place.
Stay Tuned for another installment…
Jane! I had no idea... Let's hangout!  |
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Irishmark
The Unimpeachable Source
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USA
24588 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2005 : 08:29:22
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There are people that love ND and hate ND;
And frankly, they are both a pain in the ass
-- Dan Devine
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philliefan10
Wonder Woman
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USA
9764 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2005 : 15:10:34
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Too MUCH! |
J-Roll... THE MVP.
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KerBer
Therein Lies the Rum
Premium Member
USA
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Posted - 06/06/2005 : 15:24:29
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killin' me, dude!  
You should market this stuff, call it Too Much Time on my Hands Productions!!!
loved it!! |
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*YNC* Aloha Nole
His Noliness
(Moderator)
Premium Member
USA
24277 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2005 : 16:42:50
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As you could see above, our little Janie knows a few famous people like Hugh Heffner. Here are some of the others that she is on a first name basis with (i.e. friends).
Our Jane has a ton of famous friends; everyone wants to be on her Christmas card Mailing list. This is a picture of Jane with a close personnel family friend…Former NASCAR Champion Rusty Wallace.
Here she is just a few weeks ago, in line to pay her last respects to her close personal friend Pope John Paul II.
Here she is with close personal friend, Bill Clinton. You will notice that our former President is holding a cigar. There was a rumor that Jane was once a White House intern, but I cannot confirm that.
Here she is with Michael Jackson. She is there providing moral support during this most trying time in Michael’s life. Ain’t that a snazzy jacket Jane is wearing?
She is also very pro-American. She recently was invited by the president to sit with the first family during his latest Inauguration. Go George Bush!
We all know Jane is a huge Major League Baseball fan. She knows all the who’s who within Baseball. Here she is with MLB Commish Bud Selig.
And here she is at a pro-Pete Rose Rally to get her all-time favorite player in the Hall-of-Fame.
Stay tuned for the next installment in "The Life and Times of Jane!"
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"Ward. Takes the snap. Play action. Drops, looks, popped out of the pocket. Runs to his left, throws it downfield it is CAUGHT BY DUNN, HE'S GOT THE 1ST DOWN TO THE 40! Dunn to the 50! Dunn down the sideline to the 40, Dunn to the 30- HE SEPARATES! He's to the 20, the 10, the 5, TOUCHDOWN, FLORIDA STATE! WARRICK DUNN ON 3RD DOWN! UNBELIEVABLE!"--Gene Deckerhoff, on Charlie Ward's pass to Warrick Dunn for a 79 yard touchdown to seal it vs. florida in 1993 and send FSU to the '93 Championship game, which FSU won by a score of 18-16 over Nebraska. |
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absoskye
Ms. Fantastic
Premium Member
USA
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Posted - 06/06/2005 : 16:49:19
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Arrogant lips are unsuited to a fool-- how much worse lying lips to a ruler - Proverbs 17:7
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. |
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